Our Top 20 Chat Up Lines for Valentines..
Chat up lines: Whatever you think of them, you've just got to laugh.
We put our thinking caps on at TLPC HQ to think of the funniest chat up lines we've ever heard - but we're not telling you which ones ACTUALLY happened to us, that's just far too cringey - and you probably wouldn't believe us anyway...
1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
2. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
3. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then...?
4. Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams.
5. There's a sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off!
6. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it?
7. I bet you £10, you're going to turn me down.
8. Is your last name Jacobs?... Because you're a real cracker...
9. Hi I'm doing a survey. What's your name and what's your phone number?
10. Can I take a picture so I can show Santa what I'd like for Christmas..?
11. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...
12. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend...
13. What is that jacket made of? *touches it* Feels like boyfriend material.
14. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
15. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
16. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
17. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
18. Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
19. Are you a parking ticket?.. Because you've got FINE written all over you!
20. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?