Our Top 20 Chat Up Lines for Valentines..

21 January 2016

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Chat up lines: Whatever you think of them, you've just got to laugh.

We put our thinking caps on at TLPC HQ to think of the funniest chat up lines we've ever heard - but we're not telling you which ones ACTUALLY happened to us, that's just far too cringey - and you probably wouldn't believe us anyway...

Here goes!

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1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...

2. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

3. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then...? 

4. Can I follow you home? Because my parents told me to follow my dreams.

5. There's a sale in my bedroom right now, clothes are 100% off!

6. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it?

7. I bet you £10, you're going to turn me down.

8. Is your last name Jacobs?... Because you're a real cracker...

9. Hi I'm doing a survey. What's your name and what's your phone number?

 10. Can I take a picture so I can show Santa what I'd like for Christmas..?

11. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...

12. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend...

13. What is that jacket made of? *touches it* Feels like boyfriend material.

14. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

15. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

16. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

 17. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

18. Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.

19. Are you a parking ticket?.. Because you've got FINE written all over you!

 20. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

 

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