We put our thinking caps on at TLPC HQ to think of the funniest chat up lines we've ever heard - but we're not telling you which ones ACTUALLY happened to us, that's just far too cringey - and you probably wouldn't believe us anyway...
As if there aren't enough reasons to absolutely love Christmas as it is, we've thought hard about the really great reasons to be completely in love with Christmas.
Would you add any to this top ten? Let us know!
Are you guilty of saving your best fragrance for the weekend and special occasions? You use your cheaper-than-average perfume for daily wear at the office because your colleagues aren't worthy of a Chanel breeze when you pass? Shame on you!